Hi This is my first blog here just thought I’d tell the world that I have beautiful thighs. I am especially proud of my left inner thigh. I enjoy the way I chafes slightly when I walk and if you listen close, real close you can hear a slight “swooshing” (no pants required).

Occasionally I like to rub sorbeline cream deep into my left inner thigh to revitalize and lubricate its supple flesh. I don’t do much to my right inner thigh however; I don’t care for it really. I am still bitter at it for marrying the girl I had a crush on since an early age. Our relationship started out fine but it got awkward when they started dating, then it got down right uncomfortable when they started to get intimate on a regular basis in my pants. We have resolved our differences now and simply due to the fact that it is a thigh we have come to an understanding. I wish I could say I loved both my thighs equally but my right one has history and that history will never truly go away.

Wouldn’t the world be a better place if humanity evolved opposable thighs. Could you imagine the different uses we could have for them. I know I would be writing this blog with my thighs right now if they were opposable. Think of the uses for them:
Using a spoon and eating
Driving a car
A Martial Art ‘Way of The Thigh”
Operating a Mobile phone

The uses are simply endless!

If anyone of you out there is also a thigh enthusiast please contact me at: thighlover56@hotmail.com and we can talk about the beauty and various uses of our most precious god-given appendage.

6 Responses to “I Have Beautiful Thighs”

  1. Most of us took a little bit to work some coherence into our blogs… it took many posts before mine even resembled english, and yet in one foul swoop you have written one of the funniest things I have ever read.

    No matter what I say you’ll fake insult, so let me say I’m am incredibly surprised… and kinda horny.

  2. I love the way my thighs slap against each other when I walk. If you listen closely, you’ll realise that you’d have preferred not to.

    Very funny post. Kudos, Yongas!

  3. My mum says you’re a sick mother-fucker!

  4. LOL. Is that your real email address?

    I can’t believe you kept this secret obsession hidden for so long.

  5. I think I should tell you now…I was with your LEFT thigh while you canoodled with the right. Your regular applications of sorbelene made it silky and fresh, allowing me to frottate myself to pleasure country…

    …wow. I didn’t know there was a line to cross, but I think I just leapt over it.

  6. Amelia says:

    Pete I wasn’t going to say anything, but your left thigh came on to me when we were dating…and I couldn’t resist his advances.


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