A Chinese woman has been kissed to deaf.

After a particularly passionate kiss from her boyfriend a young, unnamed, Chinese woman was taken to hospital with hearing loss in one ear. “The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,” the treating doctor stated.

It has prompted a series of articles in the Chinese media warning of excessive kissing.

Pro-conservative propagande peice by the totalitarian, communist government or some sort of new painful anti-libido virus, transmitted by sexually-charged saliva? You decide.