Based on a true story
Man, that last beer really went to my head. I’ll just lean against this wall here and…. WHOA!
I AM TOTALLY FALLING RIGHT NOW!
Huh, I guess that must have been an exit door or something.
Well, I’m falling. I should try to tuck and roll out someth…
AH DAMN MY KNEE
Yep, that hurt.
Have to make sure I don’t do anything like that agai…
MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Oh Jesus Christ, that was my mouth.
Oh damn, I hope I didn’t chip a tooth.
Huh, the mouth doesn’t hurt so much. That’s interesting.
OH WAIT THERE WE GO.
That’s going to be painful tomorrow.
Man, for a flight of about five stairs, this is taking forEVER.
Seriously, it feels like I’ve been falling about five minutes now.
Have I always been falling, and the rest of my life was a lie?
AH SHIT MY KNEE AGAIN
Okay, is that the bottom stair.
And THERE we go. Nice and safely sprawled on the welcoming concrete.
Man, they really don’t make stairs like that any more. I think they’re solid marble.
Okay, let’s try getting up…
I’m just going to lay here for a while.
No, I’m fine, really.
Please stop talking to me, I can’t understand whatever language it is you’re speaking.
Wait, is that English?
I think I might need a doctor.