These are the few things I’ve learnt over the last two years of fatherhood:
- Putting a ‘reduced to clear’ sticker on your newborn’s head head may seem clever, but it will cause a rash for several days.
- Children learn to mimic you. It’s not long before they are laughing at their own farts. I’m told this is wrong.
- Your not allowed to teach your kid to splash your wife every time she passes the bathroom, not only is it irritating for her, but then the little shit’ll then slip on the wet floor at least once a week, cracking his head. The sound of crying is unpleasant on the ears.Read More