Shock Announcement: Stuart and Camille to Wed
Posted by: aarondoyle / Category: Mansfield Bugle - The Net's #1 News Source| In a surprising turn of events, Stuart and Camille have announced their engagement and upcoming wedding. For many years the couple have denied their involvement with each other, instead preferring to conduct their relationship behind closed doors. Usually Stuart’s.
When Asked about the wedding Stuart and Camille were more than happy to share their joy with our reporters. “We’ve been together romantically for many years” an excited Camille reveals. “Ever since Stuey’s ‘friends’ teased “Stuart loves his sister” after he hugged me at school when I was 6 and he was 9, there’s been something between us. A sort of energy. Many years later as I blossomed into a young lady I couldn’t help but notice Stuey paying more attention to me… and my chest. I loved it! It wasn’t long after that, that my little Stuey took me by the hand and made a woman of me.” |
After being asked about the prospect of marriage, Stuart said “Well it just made sense. We already live together, and I wanted to make an honest woman of her, in the eyes of the Lord. Also we already share a last name so the hassle of changing names, bank details and what have you, is non-existant!”
Glowing, Camille said “Its going to be great when we have kids together. No matter what happens, they’re going to look like both Mummy and Daddy.” Not all share in the future married couple’s happiness. Their parents have expressed anger and disgust at their childrens love for one another. “This just isn’t how we raised them. Its selfish, and sickening.” Their friends, on the other hand, were not surprised. - AD
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May 23rd, 2005 at 23:14
Doyle,
I have been misquoted, i believe. And also, my chest is hard not to look at.
October 31st, 2005 at 08:14
ok. i just need to confirm! is courtney really pregnent?
at first i believed it but after reading that stuart and camille are
getting married im having my doubts!
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