Awww, isn’t that cute. We just had our first hacker. It’s sweet. really.

It’s sweet that you’re a fifteen year old douchebag who gets beaten up at school and laughed at by girls, and who takes revenge on the world by hacking websites in your spare time when you’re not at school or asleep.

It’s even cuter if you’re one of those “old-school” hackers, which would make you about 35 and living in your parent’s basement. Good luck with the world anarchy plan, man.

We got done by someone calling themselves “admin-horror”. The said “admin horror” which I’m assuming their handle refers to took around five minuted to clear up. So well done on that score ad, if I can call you ad. You prefer “horror”? Well, I prefer “dickhead”. So let’s go with that.

If we ever do find you, dickhead, I will be administering a few kicks to the balls. That’s a real threat, by the way. If, one day, I find out you are “admin-horror” I will kick you in the balls, no questions asked. I am deadly serious. You bring frustration and annoyance into the world daily and your very existence makes the world slightly less good.
This means I add you to the List of People I Will Kick in the Balls Immediately Upon Being Introduced To Them, an unweildy-named list, whose acronym, LoPIWKitBIUBITT, is both ugly and painful. Like a kick to the sack. So I like it and it fits. It’s possible you may have your own, but my version of the list includes

• People who own spam companies
• People who work for Spam companies
• Extreme Racists (there’s so much minor racism in my life that I need the qualifier “extreme” there, and believe me, there will be a post about that soon)
• Fred Durst
• Hackers
• Dickhead (Admin-Horror) (just added)

Telemarketers actually don’t score a mention, because while they are annoying, Yongas was a telemarketer for a while. And the kick in the balls policy doesn’t have a time limit. It applys every time you see that person.

Hey, I don’t make the rules, people!

This would mean every party, gathering, social situation or, indeed, olilolo meeting, Yongas would score a kick in the nuts from me. And since I tend to vomit on Yongas at nearly all of those functions, I think a kick in the balls would really be adding injury-to-puke-stained-shirt.

Edit by Doyle

This is the result of the hacking (as demonstrated on some other poor bastards website). Thank you Ben for the link.