I’m sick of seeing a picture of the Russian president molesting a child so I decided to write a pointless blog post, as no one else seems to have anything better to add. So…. what’s been in the news lately… let’s see….

A-ha! Terrible band.

Eureka! Site of a terrible slaughter of imigrant miners by the Brittish.

I’ve found a newspaper article in which to write about!!!… okay this one is hard to turn around… uhh… your mum found a newspaper article to write about! Heh, nice!

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Many terrible jokes later:

A recent British study has found that men who are hungry, find larger women attractive. Researchers showed a series of pictures to two groups of males; one group well fed, the other group who hadn’t eaten in several hours; and them to rate them according to appearance. Those who were in the hungry group rated bigger girls significantly better than those who were well fed.

It is thought this might be an evolutionary response, with hungry men seeing bigger girls as healthier and more likely to be able to provide them with food. After 12 days without food or female company, it’s said when Brant Webb and Todd Russell were rescued in Beconsfield they flocked to the nearest Jenny Craig hoping to get trapped in some more gaping holes *click here*

So basically girls, if you think you’re on the chubby side, don’t let your man have seconds at dinner. Forget to pack their lunch occassionally too if you want to keep it really spicy.

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Of course it’s always amazed me how much girls seem to think guys like girls who are stick thin. While there are a portion of guys who like girls who resemble prepubescent boys (I’m looking at you creepy Japanese porno), on the whole most blokes prefer a girl with a pair of boobs and look like they’ve actually got a menstrual cycle. I’ll leave the greater part of my personal preferences to myself of course (as my mother reads this blog) but lets just say I lean slightly towards the bigger end of the spectrum; girls who are normal to a little chubby. Maybe I need to eat more… No seriously, if ever myself and a super model became involved… I’d crush that poor girl to a thick paste. A thick, delicious paste.