Minds boggle as logic seemingly defied
Posted by: bruce / Category: Mansfield Bugle - The Net's #1 News Source| BY BRUCE “LEOPARD” PLEINERASTISNAH | STAFF WRITER
People were bewildered, amused and times alarmed today as a speight of unusual happenings took place across the South East Queensland region today. Newsrooms were inundated with thousands of callers phoning to report improbable events, including unicorn sightings, a rolling stone that gathers moss and a talking cat. Golfer Unterricht Lylers was delighted as each of the 18 holes he played on the Virginia golf course in northern Brisbane this morning turned into a hole-in-one. “I mean, one hole in one is pretty special, but after the first one they just kept on coming. I’m in disbelief.” World-renowned touch football champions the Mansfield Sasquatches took home the glory in their second ever win, a 6-1 axing over rivals Nuts & Bolts. Reports indicate that the teams were very evenly matched, with Nuts & Bolts playing their 6th ever game, less than 1/10th of the Sasquatches total game count. |
“We are at a loss to explain these occurrences.” reported Benage Warr from the Queensland Bureau of Current Events and Odd Happening Management Centre, “I mean, cats don’t even possess the muscles in their voicebox capable of producing human speech, but there it was. I don’t think I would have believed it if I hadn’t have seen it.”
Prof. Gerald Nargedwamwom, University of Queensland mathematician, puts this combination of events at 1 to 20 septillion, that is a two with 25 zeros after it, or less likely than winning the lottery four straight weeks in a row. In less unexpected news, researchers from Deakin University have found that Logan is the unhappiest place to live in Queensland, and the sixth-unhappiest in Australia. Have your say: Have you seen unusual happenings in your area?
We’d like to know. |
February 5th, 2009 at 17:59
I saw a small child with a playstation 3, going outside to play.
Satan’s work if ever I saw it.
February 6th, 2009 at 08:56
Congratulations Sassies. It seems you’ve found the competition for you. I wish I’d been there!!!