My cousin from Austria came in today, picked her up from the airport and we visited my folks like planned. Fair enough, no big deal. I get to my parents house and noone is home, oh well whatever. I let myself in and go to pat Diesel [my german shepard] and i noticed something.
FFS, my dad shaved the dog.
A german shepard…
Bald…
sigh…
I swear that was one of the ten commandments. Thou shalt not shave dog. Maybe your parents were enveloped in eternal hellfire?
I sure hope not! Because I just shaved my… dog. (Also of German descent, I believe mine is primarily of the bratwurst variety).
Don’t dogs like that get all fucked up if you shave them? Hair provides a barrier to heat as well as a trap for it. Diesel will be having an interesting summer…
He’ll go to a shady summer camp and wacky hijinks will ensue? I’d watch it!
heh. “wacky hijinks”.
i’m durnk so jsut delete thsi tomorrow1 thank you kindly