Before you get excited, its me… Doyle. This is a new blog section I have created, whereby I take advantage of the emails Jacqui sends everyone for the benefit of our blog. Nothing like a degrading a friend, invading their privacy and stealing their underwear… okay so I can’t do that anymore siuunce they are with her in England… but I have a large enough supply here to see me through the coming months…

Basic run down: Jacqui is touring Europe, then lots of England/Ireland, then kicking onto Italy. She likes cock… as in roosters. She has been away already for a few months so we’ve got a lot to ge through to catch up, but we’ll get there. The stuff in blue may or may not be added for my amusement That’s about it. Enjoy!

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Tuesday 9th August 2005

Hi guys,

It’s Jacqui here. I’m about to jetset out of oz on Sunday and I just wanted to make sure I have everyone’s addresses and that you have mine. Feel free to pass this on to anyone I have missed. If you don’t want me to make you insanely jealous every couple of days/weeks with my holiday ramblings, let me know and I’ll take you off my “everyone” list. (Doyle: Despite the continual vomitting her emails induce in me, my pleading to be removed from her list of ‘freiends’ fell on deaf ears. She knows I want to go to Europe badly so she’s just rubbing it in… she’s rubbing ‘it’ into my face…. ooooo baby….)

Have a good week….. I know I will, *cock reference*
Jacqui.

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Thursday 18th August 2005

Hey everybody

Just wanted to tell you that I’m still alive and having a blast, despite the limp. I’m currently in Switzerland in Lauterbrunnen and I’m gonna see snow for the first time tomorrow.

Just came from Paris. It was amazing!!!! but kind of inappropriate for sitting at a public computer. She’s a lot better than in that shitty home video on the internet.

I wasnt overly excited about it but wow!! It is beautiful. Took like a thousand photos and I’m so glad that I bought a digital camera. but she won’t let me put them online. She’s been burnt by that before.

Hope you are all well. Still not really missing anyody. Can you believe I’ve already made some really good friends. *Cock reference* No guys worth looking at unfortunately. Oh well. My italian still sucks, but he’s a little trooper, I have 5 days to perfect it.

The plane flight was horrid. I spent the end of the seond leg and the last 7 hrs. puking my guts up after attempting to beat the Australian cricket teams record for the most number of tinnies drunk on a flight to England but almost as soon as I started walking around london I quickly recovered. *cock reference*

Hope everyone is well and I’ll email next time I get a chance… (everybody is so busy drinking they didnt notice the computer around the corner.

Luv yas,
Jacqui.