For those of us here in the southern hemisphere, New Zealand is becoming renowned for its stupid, and usually drunk, criminals. These two are no different.

Two prisoners, hand cuffed together have made an escape from the court house at which their trial was about to commence. Legging it like buggery, they became disoriented from being pepper-sprayed in the face. However they were enjoying some success… till they ran afoul of telegraph pole. Each taking a seperate side of the pole at full speed, they have colided into each other and knocked one another other out cold.

I’m not surprised though. This is of course the country who has brought us so few inventions, that I could not find one to use as a pun to end this blog. Seriously, this is the country that boasts that they ‘invented jogging’.

Ridiculous, hey bro?