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After 6 years of procrastination, an unconfirmed eyewitness reports that Courtney has finally fallen pregnant. “I was just looking in through their [Doyle and Courtney’s] bedroom window, as I normally do on a Friday night, when I noticed that Courtney had become pregnant,” he reports. “It was quite a disturbing sight, and yet somehow arousing in a primal, voyeuristic sort of fashion.”
Doyle is reported to have become despondent, his moods alternating between depression and misery at the prospect of employment. He refused to answer our calls. Conversely, Courtney’s mood is gleeful at the prospect of a child, as she shops with abandon for infant-related miscellany. |
“Oh, I just can’t wait. I have waited so long for a child. Doesn’t this jumpsuit just look adorable!?” she screamed while frothing at the mouth in a fit of orgasmic bliss.
This is not the first time that Doyle has knocked one up for the team, the other incident being during an “inter-group” football match between friends. However, this occasion did not result in pregnancy, rather just a mild case of concussion. In related news, the price of Australian Leisure & Hospitality Group Limited shares has jumped an unprecedented 40% to a high of $5.20 on the prospect of increased liquor consumption in the coming year. - Bruce
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