Child abuse is hilarious

Apparently, while shopping, it’s not funny to put a reduced sticker on your son.

Reduced sticker

Apparently it’s not funny to put it on their forehead, so it causes them to break into a skin rash and when you go to take it off it causes your son to scream in pain because you’re struggling for several minutes to get it unstuck from his hair that it’s matted into.

Reduced sticker on my son's head

Apparently it’s even less funny to do it again at home, just so you can take a photo for the website.

Sometimes I think my wife just doesn’t understand what’s funny.

8 thoughts on “Child abuse is hilarious

  1. Hahaha that’s awesome. I totally understand why people have children now. I want one. Babies are up there with the rubber chicken for comedic tools.

  2. You can see the betrayal in his eyes in that picture. “Why, father? Why would you do this? I am your SON!”

    Welcome to life, little guy. Trust no one.

  3. Karma is going to kick you in the ass one day!Picking on poor defenceless babiies does not score too may points ih tne grand scheme of things. God (& Santa) is watching you!

  4. now i definitely want one!!
    hours of fun!!
    he looks like he’s thinking about kicking your arse when he’s older and you’re the one wearing the nappy.

  5. I couldn’t access this site last night – kept getting a message about a broken link – I thought maybe Children’s Services had closed it down while they conducted an investigation!!

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