Pete, in a sign of how hard he works at his post here at olilolo, has decided to release a book of his sketches called “Just another Violent Friday” which he’s going to launch at the local “Supanova Pop Culture (nerd) Expo”. It’s a lovely little number with violence inspired sketches he has drawn, primarily after his weekly meetings with Disco Stu.
A few days ago he put the call out to his few remaining friends to provide some quotes for the back cover.
Since I’m too lazy to write anything creative myself, and this was free material, I’ve decided to repost it here without anyone’s consent.
Enjoy!
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Doyle’s Quotes
“I used to be an innocent catholic schoolgirl, but thanks to ‘Violent Fridays’ I’m now wanted in 4 countries. Thanks Mr Yong!”
“Great. Entertaining. Light hearted fun. These are all adjectives!”
“I picked up this book and next thing I know I was waking up in an ice bath. 4 stars!”
“I loved the Da Vinci Code.”
“It went through me like a Bondi tram”
“First I was afraid, I was petrified.”
“I haven’t been able to keep my hands off myself in weeks.”
“This book is as welcome in Brisbane today as a yellow-bellied black snake at a barbecue.”
“The girl’s happy.”
- R Hunt.
“Great binding. High quality paper! Two thumbs up.”
“It’s like gunshot wound to the face. Then having that wound reopened and rubbing salt into it. Then punching a small kid in the guts.”
“I’m now blinded in one eye!”
“Like a full body abortion… to the eyes.”
“This book killed my children.”
“Like heroin injected into your retinas.”
“If this book was a food, it would be a sickening slurry.”
“Even the smallest weakling will be hardened by this violence fest. I now wear dynamite pants and barbed wire shirts.”
“Banned in 5 countries. On the curriculum in 6.”
“This book stole my wallet.”
“No I won’t give you a quote for your stupid book.”
“Enthralling. I loved every word. The pictures? Not really my thing.”
“It has the fibre and nutrients to give my kids the start they need.”
“Violence in a book? Australia says yes.”
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David’s Quotes
“Oh, God yes. Finally a book that caters to my love of violence and fridays; and my distaste for the written word.”
“To behold its magnificence, its glory and its splendour is to initiate a chain of orgasms that may never stop.”
“It’s a book!”
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Bruce’s Quotes
“It made me spit tea out of my nose.”
“Oh no, Peter! What have you done!? Just awful. Peter.”
- M. Yong
“I’d rather read the Microsoft Windows licence agreement. Over and over again.”
“What an enchanting tale of a boy wizard, and the mischief and hijinks he gets up to with his friends at school. Two stars.”
“Well that’s four minutes of my life I’m never getting back.”
“Better than Danielle Steel’s Kaleidoscope.”
“Better than that time I snorted powdered milk.”
“Proof that there is no God.”
“A disturbing insight into the mind of a psychopath.”
“If I were a book, I would want this book to have my children.”
“Has a fruity, musky taste with undertones of smoke and cinnamon.”
“This book gave me an irrational fear of cats.”
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