Two would-be burglars have been caught red-handed, and black faced as they tried to flee from an attempted robbery.
The two geniuses, Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20, sought to break into a flat in the US on the weekend, but were forced to flee the scene after witnesses interrupted their attempt. Their bad luck didn’t end there though, and they were soon caught nearby when police identified them by their nikko-pen masks they had drawn on their faces.
In a stroke of pure, unadulterated intelligence the pair saved themselves the three scant dollars it would have cost to buy a women’s stocking, and used permanent marker to draw on masks… evidence they were then unable to remove from their own skins.
This comes soon after another criminal recently got caught soon after fleeing a bank robbery. The perpetrator, armed with a gun, threatened the staff and stuffed as much money and (unbeknownst to him) dye bombs down his pants as he could before waddling out of there as fast his over burdened legs would take him.
A short time later he was rushed to hospital with second degree burns to his testicles, after police found him cowering with what we can only assume was a serious case of blue balls.