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Thoughts of a Man Falling Down Some Stairs

Thoughts of a Man Falling Down Some Stairs

Based on a true story Man, that last beer really went to my head. I’ll just lean against this wall here and…. WHOA! OH SHIT! I AM TOTALLY FALLING RIGHT NOW! Huh, I guess that must have been an exit door or something. Well, I’m falling. I should try to tuck and roll out someth… AH DAMN MY KNEE Yep, that hurt. A lot. Have to make sure I don’t do anything like that agai… MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! Oh Jesus...

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First of May

With the extended hiatus, there were several olilolo traditions that were missed. One of the most important was the annual posting of the Jonathan Coulton song First of May, on the first of May. So now that we’re back, let’s do that right now. (Very NSFW, by the way)

Ah, that’s better.

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Weather Bureau Admits “We Just Make It Up”

Weather Bureau Admits “We Just Make It Up”

Key officials from the Bureau of Meteorology have today confirmed they regularly just make up weather forecasts, confirming the suspicions of paranoid schizophrenics and angry grandfathers everywhere. Suspicions were again raised when another weekend of showers was predicted, which did not match the light clouds and mostly sunshine that eventually resulted. Several thousand people cancelled plans, only to sit glaring at the beautiful...

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Ways the World Will End – Supervolcano

Ways the World Will End – Supervolcano

There was recently a flurry of activity online, sparked by videos apparently showing buffalo fleeing Yellowstone National Park in the United States before a recent 4.8 magnitude earthquake. The thinking is that the animals were running for their lives, because they, like all the animal kingdom, apparently possess a super-sense which allows them to tell when a cataclysm is approaching. A large segment of the smelly parts of the internet...

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My theory on why that Danish zoo keeps killing animals.

My theory on why that Danish zoo keeps killing animals.

Transcript of a press conference featuring the scientific director of Copenhagen Zoo BENGT HOLST, regarding the killing of four lions at the facility.  HOLST РLadies and gentlemen, first, may I read a statement and then you can ask questions. It has come to our attention that many are upset with the Zoo for killing a male lion, a female lion and their two lion cubs, especially so soon after we regrettably had to put down our beloved...

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