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Thoughts of a Man Eating by Himself in a Sushi Train.

Thoughts of a Man Eating by Himself in a Sushi Train.

Oh man, please seat me at a booth, I know I’m by myself but I just want some space today. Damn. On the train line. Well, as long as someone doesn’t sit in one of the seats right next to… Oh come on, really? There’s so many other seats you’re just going to… forget it. All right, what should I get? What? Oh some green tea please. Now what should I.. What? Oh no, nothing from the menu, I’m in a bit of...

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Comic Book Movies They’ll Never Make: Animal Man

Comic Book Movies They’ll Never Make: Animal Man

So Comicon has wrapped up again for another year, passing into memory with a whiff of body odour and the squeaking of more PVC than is generally wise. It’s brought another flurry of announcements from major comic publishers and movie studios, getting people exciting for movies about to drop like Guardians of the Galaxy, and movies further off, like every other Marvel movie for the rest of time. DC’s contribution has been mostly...

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6 Beloved TV Shows That Were Cancelled Exactly When They Should Have Been

6 Beloved TV Shows That Were Cancelled Exactly When They Should Have Been

TV shows are funny things. Sometimes they’re cancelled before they really should be, leaving great fields of potential in the minds of their fans, of episodes and stories that would have been amazing if they’d just been allowed to exist. Other times shows overstay their welcome, continuing long after there’s any reason other than commercial for them to keep going. (cough) But some beloved shows, despite what fans might...

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A Burning Problem

A Burning Problem

Our society today has many challenges to face. Dwindling resources. Rising labour costs. A general unwillingness to use children for mining work, despite their tiny bodies and supple hands being perfectly suited for underground conditions.

But those frustrations aside, there is a deeper, darker problem that sits at the very heart of all we hold dear and threatens to consume us all. Or should I say, a brighter problem.

For I am speaking about Fire.

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Getting Fit

Getting Fit

I’ve been eating so much celery. Did you know it’s a calorie negative food? Meaning it actually takes more energy to eat it than your body gets out of it? You didn’t? Well good, because that’s actually complete bullshit. It’s still better for you for breakfast than a bacon and egg muffin. Not, you know, in any way enjoyable or fulfilling, but better. Obviously. It’s healthy. I’ve been on a fitness...

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