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Oh glorious Influenza, how i love thee…

Well, its been a while since i had anything rant worthy to add to this blog but now that i have enough coordination to be able to type and NOT fall off my chair with a dizzy spell i figured now was as good a time as any… Last monday i woke up at 5:30 to have a shower and get ready for work and even in my tired state i realised that there was some thing odd happening inside my head. I jumped into the shower and fell down. i figured,...

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Well wasn’t that fun?

That had to have been the most laid back night out ive ever had. EVER I didnt get into a fight, i didnt get kicked out and have to find another pub, hell i didnt even really spend that much cash. You bastards should have told me there was another type of drinking years ago!! Although, having said that, stuart didnt teach me a thing about pacing myself. He at least maintaned his decorum until the dancefloor incident. then the beer garden...

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Who would have thought…

… that Nikola Tesla would be a topic of one of my rants. I mean i love the guy. Not in a homosexual-necrophillic* way. But I love the fact that he invented some of the most insanely awesome Doo-dads ever. Like a 1HP motor, driven by water and a flat disc, that could fit into your hand. And FREE ELECTRICITY mined from the air around us and wirelessly harnessable from a tower that could be fitted to your house… Of course he was...

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Police Harrasment

Well, at first it was just annoying and inconvenient. But now, I get pulled over EVERY time a police car passes me, drives next to or passes me [maximum of once a day] for assorted bullshit reasons. Random breath test, licence checks, rego checks. Sometimes they even demand the licences of the passengers in my car… Last night was the last straw. I was driving Yongas home. I was stopped at the Wecker Rd intersection outside bunnings...

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We are all terrorists, lock your doors and make a tinfoil hat…

… for you see the United States has deemed that file sharing and piracy are the work of terrorism. Be it by undermining the financial stability of america by thieving its intellectual property, or physically selling pirated materials. And the US claims that these pirates are ” Organized, violent, international criminal groups” and they claim that they will start handing out 33-month sentences to anyone caught stealing...

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