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With great power comes great responsibility…

With great power comes great responsibility…

“What are you doing?”

It was a question I received a lot lately but it still startled me from my nap.

“What do you mean? She said it was fine!” I said defensively. As my vision cleared I saw it was Bruce. “I thought you were in Denmark?”

Concern flashed across Bruce’s face. “Are you drunk? It doesn’t matter. What are you doing here in Stu’s office?”

“Ah, well that’s a tale even older than the language in which it was written. You see when a man loves a woman very much…”

He sighed.

“Okay, I’m sorry. I’m just taking the piss. I’m fine.” I used my foot to subtly hide the half full bottle of scotch lying on the floor next to my chair. “I’m acting CEO of olilolo while Stu is away marrying his child-bride.”

“You should really stop saying that. The rumours are affecting the stock price. She’s in her mid-twenties. There’s only six years between them.”

“True, but he started those rumours about me passing out naked in the city fountains.”

“That wasn’t Stu that was the papers. Remember, you have the article framed in your office? “City drunk takes a dunk” was the unimaginative headline if I recall.”

“I see. Well how can I help you then?”

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Slew-do

Slew-do

“I say Mrs White, it seems there’s be a lot of homicide around here lately.” “Homicide? Whatever are you talking about?” “Well Colonel Mustard slaughtered that poor soul with a candle stick last week.” “Yes.” “…and Professor Plum disembowelled another a few days prior with a dagger in the Lounge.” “It was hardly disembowelled as much as a light stabbing Mrs...

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The Ultimate Question

Here at olilolo.com we pride ourselves with being at the forefront of scientific research and political discussion. Our sensitivity and insights into important issues, backed up with hard facts, makes us the go to source for the world’s leading academics. So we’d like to present to you the latest chapter in our magnum opus of in-depth, world changing analysis… but instead I decided to do: Who’s better; Batman or Superman? With the upcoming...

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Gorilla Monday

Many a year ago, Gorilla Monday was a thing. post a picture, story or link to something gorilla related. Easy peasy. So since I’ve been slack, here’s exactly that.

The best thing about this is it isn’t parody.

Gorilla Monday

More information here.

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It’s only a matter of time

It’s only a matter of time

Life isn’t easy for anyone. We all have our struggles. There’s something I’ve had to deal with for a long time now… I’m going to be King of the World. I know. Once I say it you see its inevitability too. It’s like when that bloke first proposed the wheel; it was obvious once it was said aloud. It hasn’t been an easy burden to bear over the years. I try not to bring it up very often. It’s hard arguing with customer service at the local...

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