Greetings, fellow space-cadets.
I feel it necessary to share with all of you the marvel of the product that I found this morning at my local convenience store.
Yes, you read correctly, they are Chinese wafer-tube-biscuits called “Gookie”.
In case you missed the brand on the (already amusing) aforementioned packaging:
I think I speak for most of the global English-speaking marketplace when I exclaim in self-righteous indignation, “What the crap were they thinking? Was the marketing manager of this company on crack, or just criminally insane!?”
I will leave that up to you, dear Reader, to decide.
(they were delicious, by the way)