Friday 30 Sep 2005
Hi everybody, …
I’m forwarding on to you some raunchy pictures that my american girlfriend took of us at Oktoberfest. We went the Munich on each other… in Munich. Get it? It was absolutely the best party I’ve ever been to and they even had me drinking beer and cum by the end… and I hate beer. If u are ever in for some European sasuage in Sep/Oct I highly advise making the trip as it is an absolut cultural blast.
WARNING: Don’t go with a partner as it is all about flirting with foreigners and girls lose all personal rights to their arses the second they walk in the door! Lots of fun though. (Notice the lack of blue text in the previous paragraph, and the lack of editting with the following picture).
Met so many sexy and exciting people, and sang so many german drinking songs, by the end I dunno who I was with. I’m thinking about learning the language just so I can translate what I had them screaming!
Very glad to be no longer sleeping, with speed I don’t miss a moment of my holiday. Sure I pass out on the ground every few hours but I spend 5 mins in a tent and I’m ready to go again. I dont think I’ve ever been so cold though. I woke up with sore knees from ‘work’ the night before. No sleeping makes meso tense! Also glad that kris’ other dickhead tosser is gone. For those of u who aren’t aware, a dickhead tosser is someone who stays on someone elses couch while I’m overseas. How dare they? The other girl who has been staying at Kris’ and Lainie’s reminds me that no means no all the time, but I got a great deal on some ruff-ies so, just like Deb Moss from Westpac Redbank, I took what I needed when I needed it. I’m so glad that she left this morning, frigid bitch!!!!!
Trying desperately to find a place to lie low for awhile in case her test results come back positive. That will tip her off for sure. If I dye my regrowth and score for under AUD$100 I’ll be set. I should try to slim down as well, but its really hard when you’ve always got the munchies. (U dont wanna know what my bikini line looks like)!
Only one more week till I leave on my UK and Ireland tour. Looking forward to crossing nation borders and all that.
Miss u all and hope u are all well.
Jacqui.
P.S. Jen and Leanne: Please dont pass on what I just said about Deb Moss. It was a little nasty and she can be good for a booty call once in awhile.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Jacqui writes something that is so weird, no only do you not have to edit it, you actually have to assure people that you didn’t edit it. Nice.