Saturday 17 Sep 2005
Hi everybody, Hi Dr Jacqui…. that still cracks me up.
Just wanted to say a quick hello and let you know that I’m still in London having a blast. I’m sleeping with anyone I can bring home on the couch at Kris’ place and everyday I’m finding something new and interesting to see and do. She’s taught me the wildest positions. Today she is gonna take me from behind again with the biggest fucking black strap-on. We got it shopping at “Hammersmith“, this great little BDSM sex shop and swinger house. We must have spent two days getting ‘hammered’ in every hole, from everywhere.
When we finally left the party, days ago now, I dropped a few tabs and spent all day wandering up the Monopoly shopping streets. Regent, Oxford, Picadilly and Bond streets. I still have no idea where exactly I ended up, I could get lost there all day in the shops. My only problem is I get so paranoid not knowing the brands. Are they out to get me?. As you all know (espec Cath, Lee + Luke) I don’t spend money on brand names and they know that weakness. The problem over here is that I dont know what the brand names are. I’m all alone and I continually find myself wandering into shops, admiring merchandise…. then having a heartattack and diving under piles of clothes when I see the price tag. Are they trying to kill me? They know I can’t afford these medical bills. Especially when you convert it back to dollars. The Aussie dollar took a dive on purpose… I know their game… I think I’ve picked the wrong city to start my shopping spree. I’m seriously freaking out!!! Maybe I’ll find something cheaper in Scotland or Munich in the month. If they don’t get me first.
Tonight I’m thinking about going down to Kris’ dealer and see if I can get some “saturday night fever“. See some things which I really wanted to see in Brissie... Like the back of Kris’ head as she face plants it into my lap.
Gotta go, be good!
Jacqui.
P.S. I only had a bite of hash cookies Marn, so don’t worry, I’m not a stoner. I prefer “Lady H” just like you always said I would!
December 12th, 2005 at 17:00
I love you so much.
December 12th, 2005 at 18:57
You better! I hate lubing up for nothing.
December 18th, 2005 at 01:16
I’m thinking cock in the mum bum!
December 31st, 2005 at 11:06
i must admit, that makes my trip not all that different to actual events.