Tuesday 06 Sep 2005

Hi everyone,

Just a quick hello. Im currently hiding out in a netcafe in Berlin trying to look straight before I rejoin the tour group and shit. today I did an awesome line of something. Fucked if I know what it was, but I was flying. I did my own “Third Reich walking tour” as the locals call it. The leader was very passionate about her stuff and it had the coolest effects. I was very interested in WW2 stuff. Its never really interested before but I was seeing Germans dropping from everywhere. That’s why I’m hiding in here. I think I might have aroused suspicion when I started screaming at the nazis parachuting in. However, due to the fact that I’m refusing to look at any more churches or old buildings as they really freak me out!!! (thankgod there is only 2 days left!) I avoided the sightseeing of all the museums in the afternoon, and just took a few tabs and did some sightseeing in my room.

As sheldon is feeling the same way we passed the afternoon trying different stuff with various positions and German toys. It was fucking great doing something very different and very exciting. Literally. Unfortunately we ran out of stuff after a few hours, and I was bruised to buggery so we decided to do something really trippy. WE WENT TO THE BERLIN ZOO! It was fantastic, the colours!. I dont actually remember going to a zoo before so seeing purple bears, talking lions, sexy hippos, giraffes and elephants fighting to the death; was very exciting for me. Apparently Sheldon and Shantelle found me very amusing. I was ready to back to our room… Like a little kid, I think. Oh well. There was enough ‘exotic habitat’ to keep some of the prying eyes away. Did you know they advertise that the berlin zoo actually has the greatest number of species in the world? I dont know about that but there were a lot of birds to perv on. For some reason I felt no inkling to see the kangaroos or crocodiles though…. once you’ve had furry cock in you, you kinda want to distance yourself from them for awhile.

We were the only ones who didn’t go to the museums and we were about the only ones who weren’t disappointed with our day. Finally I’m feeling better! Last night was the first time I took it up a notch. I’d felt hungry for cock, but it just took a while to get into the rythum of it all. I hadn’t been awith someone outside the tour group for about 5 days and I took advantage of it with a beautiful German girl. She made a real meal out of my loins. Only had to get her drunk on a little bit of cheap wine. (No beer though).

Looking forward to Amsterdam, but not the whole day drive. Be warned if you ever go on one of these tours. 25 days actually means 12 days sightseeing and 13 days driving. Very little time to scope out the better priced dealers. Have to pay tourist prices dammit. Don’t get me wrong, I’m having more holes filled than I knew I had. It’s a blast. I’m just letting u know. Anyway only got 3 mins left so I better sign into some porn sites and get off. Wish me luck for when I try hash cookies tomorrow…. only kidding mum and marn…..
maybe….

Be good,
Jacqui.