Cloned Dog Owner Manacled Mormon for Sex
That … that’s just … I…
Well, that’s pretty much the best headline you’ll ever read. You can all stop now, copy editors! One of you created the Perfect Headline. You’re done.
I haven’t even read the story. I don’t care. It could be several paragraphs describing the journo’s favourite cheese, I wouldn’t mind.
August 10th, 2008 at 08:00
Now she has her pit bull cloned. But once she manacled a Mormon for sex - Beauty queen who fled UK while on bail resurfaces with her five puppies…
Wow.
August 11th, 2008 at 13:33
‘Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much.’
August 11th, 2008 at 19:11
‘Cloned Dog’ Owner? Or Cloned ‘Dog Owner’?