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Thoughts of a Man Eating by Himself in a Sushi Train.

Thoughts of a Man Eating by Himself in a Sushi Train.

Oh man, please seat me at a booth, I know I’m by myself but I just want some space today. Damn. On the train line. Well, as long as someone doesn’t sit in one of the seats right next to… Oh come on, really? There’s so many other seats you’re just going to… forget it. All right, what should I get? What? Oh some green tea please. Now what should I.. What? Oh no, nothing from the menu, I’m in a bit of...

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Slew-do

Slew-do

“I say Mrs White, it seems there’s be a lot of homicide around here lately.” “Homicide? Whatever are you talking about?” “Well Colonel Mustard slaughtered that poor soul with a candle stick last week.” “Yes.” “…and Professor Plum disembowelled another a few days prior with a dagger in the Lounge.” “It was hardly disembowelled as much as a light stabbing Mrs...

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The Ultimate Question

Here at olilolo.com we pride ourselves with being at the forefront of scientific research and political discussion. Our sensitivity and insights into important issues, backed up with hard facts, makes us the go to source for the world’s leading academics. So we’d like to present to you the latest chapter in our magnum opus of in-depth, world changing analysis… but instead I decided to do: Who’s better; Batman or Superman? With the upcoming...

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Comic Book Movies They’ll Never Make: Animal Man

Comic Book Movies They’ll Never Make: Animal Man

So Comicon has wrapped up again for another year, passing into memory with a whiff of body odour and the squeaking of more PVC than is generally wise. It’s brought another flurry of announcements from major comic publishers and movie studios, getting people exciting for movies about to drop like Guardians of the Galaxy, and movies further off, like every other Marvel movie for the rest of time. DC’s contribution has been mostly...

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Gorilla Monday

Many a year ago, Gorilla Monday was a thing. post a picture, story or link to something gorilla related. Easy peasy. So since I’ve been slack, here’s exactly that.

The best thing about this is it isn’t parody.

Gorilla Monday

More information here.

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6 Beloved TV Shows That Were Cancelled Exactly When They Should Have Been

6 Beloved TV Shows That Were Cancelled Exactly When They Should Have Been

TV shows are funny things. Sometimes they’re cancelled before they really should be, leaving great fields of potential in the minds of their fans, of episodes and stories that would have been amazing if they’d just been allowed to exist. Other times shows overstay their welcome, continuing long after there’s any reason other than commercial for them to keep going. (cough) But some beloved shows, despite what fans might...

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It’s only a matter of time

It’s only a matter of time

Life isn’t easy for anyone. We all have our struggles. There’s something I’ve had to deal with for a long time now… I’m going to be King of the World. I know. Once I say it you see its inevitability too. It’s like when that bloke first proposed the wheel; it was obvious once it was said aloud. It hasn’t been an easy burden to bear over the years. I try not to bring it up very often. It’s hard arguing with customer service at the local...

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